Crude Things Gallery

Mid Summer

August 20th, 2010

Mid Summer is here & i have a ton of cute new things to wear in the heat or layer in the cold weather to come…. Here’s a peek at some of the cute bikini like tops, vests,  & mini skirts

everything is available in my etsy shop, crude things!

Love Hurts …….. Vest

Love Hurts  ........ Vest

Red Black White Tramp …….. mini skirt

Red Black White Tramp ........ mini skirt

New couture hats are also available in fun colors, this one comes with a matching purse.

Modern Day Flapper ……. Hat and Purse

Modern Day Flapper ....... Hat and Purse

for all of you who love the tattered doll look, i have new treats for you. Fun leg warmers alone or shorts w/ leg warmers & bustle….

Golden Apocalypse …. 3 piece outfit, shorts, leg warmers, bustle belt

Golden Apocalypse .... 3 piece outfit, shorts, leg warmers, bustle belt

it is time for me to start my fall/winter collection. This means crazy Halloween treats will be coming soon!

Harem pants are coming back!

July 18th, 2010

been working on a lot of new clothing, it is just real hard to keep up with the not so fun photo editing & listing them for sale in my etsy shop….

BUT not to fear, i just put up 6 new swanky new garments!      GO PEEK!

Black Dahlia Body Candy …… dress

Black Dahlia Body Candy ......  dress

Rag Doll Cabaret Dancer …………. Bra

Rag Doll Cabaret Dancer ............. Bra

Let the Wind Blow ……. Harem Pants

Let the Wind Blow  ....... Harem Pants

i am hoping to have new fun new men’s clothing up online tomorrow….just need to sit in front of this computer again….

get it while you can!

July 2nd, 2010

i have been uploading a LOT of new FUN clothing to my etsy shop, go peek !

(models Twigglet & Erika)

Golden Sunshine …… Shirt

Golden Sunshine  ...... Shirt

Apocalypse Tattered Bride ……. Wrap

Apocalypse Tattered Bride ....... Wrap

Wasteland Tattered Capelet ………….. Warp

Wasteland Tattered Capelet .............. Warp

Classic Carnival ………… Pants

Classic Carnival  ............ Pants

Summer Sale!

June 23rd, 2010

it has been too long sense i last updated, sorry just when we returned from France all i wanted to do was lock myself away & make pretty things!   :)

1st off, France was fun & at the Outsider Art show in Bezu, i was giving an award for being “Prix Expression”

les artistes

i also made a couple of new French Carnival dolls while i was there, meet Pierre & Frenchi! who are both upfor adoption in my etsy store, Crude Art

Pierre.  Carnival Art DOLL. outsider art by Lana Guerra AOA

speaking of my etsy shop/shops…. in my clothing/accessories shop, Crude Things, i have a lot of yummy things for sale, need to make space for fun new creations. plus more people need to wear my fun creations!

SALE.  French Candy Cane Girl, BabyDoll DRESS with ruffle and fancy patchwork, crude designs by Lana AOA

this week i will be adding new designs to my store, so keep a look out!

as far as events coming up….

***this Thursday June 25th DJ Bigtop (myself) & DJ Stupid will be playing all kinds of wacky music to rock out to for the art opening at the Goodfoot, located 2845 SE Stark, Portland

***Fri July 2nd, from 5 to 10 pm, i will have 5 crazy fabric/fiber art pieces in the 8×8 STRONG art show.    60+ artists,  88 themes, & all art is $50 cash & carry!!!  located at Po Boy Art Gallery & Framing, 1421 se stark, portland

*** also in July,  i will be belly dancing at one of Portland’s craziest  belly dance nights Offbeat Belly Dance, July 16th at the Blue Monk, SE Belmont in Portland

France!

May 16th, 2010

i have a bunch of new cute dolls, they are all in France right now for a big art show in Bezu!

Bézu St Eloi (Eure)
Situé à 70km de Paris Notre Dame
et seulement 7km de la Région Parisienne sur l’axe Paris-Rouen


25 artistes. 7 nationalités

Les artistes exposés seront tous présents pour la durée de la manifestation.
André Robillard (France), Jesse Reno (USA), Jean-Christophe Philippi (France), Larientu Dimisca (Roumanie), Jean-Louis Salvadori (France), Anne-Sophie Atek (France), Jerzy Ruszczynsi (Pologne), Roland Bideau (France), Jean-Jacques Royo (France), Oscar Arcilà (Colombie), Anaka (France), Toto Pissaco (France), Hideai Shimada (Japon), Laure Ketfa (France), Agnès Baron (France), Karianne (Norvège), Emmanuel Brossier (France), Stéphane Cerutti (France), Lana Guerra (USA), Anne Grenier (France), Marcel Benaïs (France), Zabel Mamiza (France) et le Creativ Growth (USA).

here’s a peek of the dolls that will be at this show… what ever does not sell will be put for sale on etsy when i return :)    (my etsy shops will be closed until June 2nd when we return)

Performing this Sun….

May 5th, 2010

This Sun here in Portland at the Fezz Ballroom, my band Power Circus will be performing a fun theatrical set, we are also delighted to have my favorite circus performers coming to be a part of this show, Snake Oil, from Finland!

Two local bands that are also wonderful will be playing this show as well, Cult of Zir & Juan Profit Organization, so this is a show NOT to miss! doors open at 8pm, show will start right at 9pm. $8  so come on out, we all have been working very hard on this performance!!!  (more info w/ links can be found here)

snake oil

other than this, i have just been working away, making a new batch of cute little dolls for the show coming up in Bezu France in a couple of weeks! more about this later…. i need to edit the doll photos    :)

new Jewels to add to your collection!

April 23rd, 2010

i took a class last month on how to make jewelry, so now i have been having fun twisting wire to make fun creations!

i have added a bunch of new necklaces to my etsy store,  here’s a peek…

Rainbow Warriors, Gypsy Carnival Horse NECKLACE

Rainbow Warriors, Gypsy Carnival Horse NECKLACE, crude designs by Lana

Glarmor. Dia de los Muertos. NECKLACE.

Glarmor.  Dia de los Muertos.   NECKLACE. crude art by Lana

The Eye of the Beholder. beaded evil eye Protection NECKLACE

(all hand beaded)

The Eye of the Beholder.  beaded evil eye Protection NECKLACE. Crude designs by Lana

and many more in the ACCESSORIES section!

Spring is almost here.

April 7th, 2010

the warm weather will be here before we know it so i have started making new cute summer tops! along with new skirts to wear over your tutu’s!

all new things can be seen here in my etsy shop!

Lost Off Sea. Broken Lolita Doll Flare SKIRT

Lost Off Sea.  Broken Lolita Doll Flare SKIRT, crude couture by Lana Guerra

Carnival Flapper Fringe black and white stripe Tank TOP

Carnival Flapper Fringe black and white stripe Tank TOP, crude couture designs by Lana AOA

my band Power Circus is also playing 2 shows this weekend. Fri night at Lola’s room will be our cd release party, so come on out! Sat night we will be playing in Seattle.

cd flyer

so many new pretty things!

March 16th, 2010

i have been bad again, not updating my website….. BUT i have been making things like mad   :)

there are a TON of crazy fun wide leg pants, hip scarfs, dresses, wrap around skirts, wigs….. all in my etsy shop.  go peek!!! speaking of etsy shops… i started a new one just for my art, dolls, photos. i figured i am sewing so much i need to different stores to keep it all organized and easier for you to look through. here’s my new crude art etsy store, i moved a few things over but still need to add a bunch of things to it.

next week i will be vending & playing a show in Port Townsend! we are going to be at Art Fest, so come say hi if you are there.  as for the show i am playing, it is with my band Power Circus, show will be Thursday night at the Undertown coffee shop.  bring extra money to buy our new cd that just came out, we will have them for sale for $10 !

as far as things i will be vending, i am in the midst of making a new batch of crazy dolls, you will love and want to make them all your bestest friends for sure.

so here’s a peek of new fun things i have for sale in my etsy shop:

Orange and White Stripes and Polka Dots Carnival Wide Leg Spandex Mermaid PANTS

Orange and White Stripes and Polka Dots Carnival Wide Leg Spandex Mermaid PANTS, crude designs by Lana Guerra

Blue with Black Pin Stripes. Wide Leg Ruffle Tribal Fusion PANTS

Blue with Black Pin Stripes.  Wide Leg Ruffle Tribal Fusion PANTS, crude designs by Lana AOA

Zombie Apocalypse WIG in Black and Green or YOUR COLORS

Zombie Apocalypse WIG in Black and Green or YOUR COLORS, by Hair Nurse Lana Guerra aoa

black and white stripes with lace ruffle, Victorial Carnival BOLERO

black and white stripes with lace ruffle, Victorial Carnival  BOLERO, Crude couture fashion by Lana AOA

Modern Day Gypsy, Grey Couture baby doll DRESS

Modern Day Gypsy, Grey Couture baby doll DRESS, Crude Designs by Lana Guerra AOA

(model Miss Mutation)

oh i could keep putting photos up here of all the fun things, but i will stop here….. for now.

Photo show this Thursday!

January 26th, 2010

i am in a photo show that opens this Thursday evening at the Goodfoot Pub & Lounge i will be there from 7-9pm, so come on out and say hello!  this will be my 1st photo show, the photos are moainly of the fashion images i take along with a few travel shots & doll photo shoots.   :)

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