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Summer 3 day Sale in all 3 of my etsy shops!

August 3rd, 2014

Summer has been flying by and it is time for a pre Burning Man sale! type in the code PlayaPlaya when you check out of my Crude Things & Black Lodge Jewelry shops on etsy. This sale ends 8/6/14 & is only good for things made/ready to ship, not on custom made orders, sorry.  For you art lovers i am having a 20% off sale in my Crude Art shop, type in the code Summersale when you check out, code expires 8/6/14.

Like always i have added a bunch of yummy creations to my Crude Things shop and have been very bad about keeping up with it all on here. I really need to get better at this stuff… just too much to do all the time.

I am now selling in 3 locations of NYC area!  I dropped off a bunch of new clothes- shirts, skirts, and dresses at Trash & Vaudeville store here in NYC, i just started selling some jewelry in a cute shop in Williamsburg, Brooklyn- Watch Repair & Designer Collective   and i dropped off some ruffle dresses along with crowns at Shabby To Chic & Antiques in babylon Village, Long Island NY.

Now as for new goodies i have in my etsy shops- In Crude Things shop i added some gorgeous fancy dresses, pretty skinny dreadlock wig,  new halters, skirts, Yoga Pants….

Platinum Dreadlock Wig, Pastel dread locks, Cosplay Festival Hair, Bohemian Circus Performer Hair, Crude Things

 

  • Platinum Dreadlock Wig, Pastel dread locks, Cosplay Festival Hair, Bohemian Circus Performer Hair,  Crude Things
  • (model SkerriBomb)

Racerback Cocktail Dress, flapper fringe dress, dusty rose sundress, Elegant party dress. Boudoir dress

 

  • Woman’s Little White Ruffle Dress, Gothic Lolita babydoll dress, lace party dress. Fairytale Bride Sundress

  • Womans Little White Ruffle Dress, Gothic Lolita babydoll dress, lace party dress. Fairytale Bride Sundress

Shabby Chic Wedding Dress, Tattered Princess short dress. Gothic Lolita babydoll dress, Fairytale Bride Sundress

 

  • Shabby Chic Wedding Dress, Tattered Princess short dress. Gothic Lolita babydoll dress, Fairytale Bride Sundress. Crude Things

Summer Yoga Pants, white stripe pants, grey stripe lounge pants, Loose fit, wide leg. comfortable pants.

Summer Yoga Pants, white stripe pants, grey stripe lounge pants, Loose fit, wide leg. Small comfortable pantsStripe Yoga Pants, Blue and Silver Stripe pants, comfy lounge pants, Loose fit, wide leg. Small comfortable pantsStripe Yoga Pants, Pink and Grey Stripe pants, comfy lounge pants, Loose fit, wide leg. Small comfortable pantsCapri Yoga Pants, soft teal cotton pants, lounge pants, aqua blue stripe pants, Small comfortable pantsSteampunk Wide Leg Pants, Brown Cream Stripes, Cotton Yoga Pants, Tribal Belly dance, Capri pants,  Lounge Pants. Medium

Circus stripe Pants, Red heart knees, pirate costume, High Waist pants, Cotton Yoga Pants. Belly Dance.

Circus stripe Pants, Red heart knees, pirate costume, High Waist pants, Cotton Yoga Pants. Belly Dance. SmallCircus Capri Pants, Red and Blue Stripes, black heart Bloomers, High Waist pants, Cotton Yoga Pants. Belly Dance. SmallCarnival Knicker Pants,  Red Stripes, black hearts Bloomers,  Knee length, High Waist pants, Cotton Yoga Pants

Festival Mini Skirt, punk rock Love Toy skirt. Gothic heart, black ruffle, dirty yellow stripes, painted art skirts

Queen of Hearts Skirt, sexy mini skirt, tattered short skirt, circus skirt, pirate costume, cosplay skirt, Shimmy skirt. SmallTea Party Skirt, circus stripes, heart patches, patchwork. Medium Layer skirt. Punk Festival fashion. Crude ThingsCircus Mini Skirt, Carnival stripes, bright colors, Patchwork Festival Skirt, Teen Girl, Tweens. Punk Rock Crude ThingsRESERVED. Circus Toy Skirt, painted Art skirt. Sideshow Freak, Gothic, Festival Fashion, Black Hearts. Crude Things. SmallFestival Mini Skirt, punk rock Love Toy skirt. Gothic heart, black ruffle, dirty yellow stripes, painted art skirt. Crude Things. Large

Patchwork Vest. black and white stripes, cropped vest, circus costume.Gothic Lolita ruffle short vests

 

Patchwork Vest. black and white stripes, cropped vest, circus costume.Gothic Lolita ruffle short vest.Body Candy Vest. colorful short vest, girlie festival fashion. Tribal Warrior top. Small cropped Vest, Circus PerformerQueen of Hearts Vest. pirate stripes, cropped vest, punk rock festival fashion. black heart, black white and red, Steampunk top.Love Hurts Vest. pirate stripes and cat print velvet cropped vest, punk rock festival fashion. Tribal Warrior top. Medium

 

Cat Woman Bralette. leopard print bra, strappy halter top. yellow black stripes. Heavy Metal studded Bra

Unique Halter Bra. triangle bralette. strappy halter top. black and yellow stripes. Sexy studded BraCat Woman Bralette. leopard print bra, strappy halter top. yellow black stripes. Heavy Metal studded BraCircus Lady Bralette. Pink leopard print bra, strappy halter top. black and white stripes. Punk Rock studded BraMeow. Simple Strappy Bra. Kitty Cat Bralette. leopard print bra, cute halter top. Gothic Womans Bra. Punk. Steampunk.

New Goodies in my Crude Art shop are paintings! i have more still to add this week and more photos i am hoping to get listed too. I started this A Painting A Day for 30 day Challenge on myself & have been pricing those at $25 + shipping each. if you are interested in seeing these you need to follow me on Instagram- Crude Things. Somedays i will post little videos of the painting from start to finish too! These new paintings are from a few weeks ago:

Abstract Portrait Original Painting. Large 18×24 acrylic wall art, dark art, creepy cute faces, raw art

 

  • Abstract Portrait Original Painting. Large 18x24 acrylic wall art, dark art, creepy cute faces, raw art
  • Abstract Portrait Original Painting. Raw Art, Texture Painting, Collage Portrait. Large 18x24 acrylic wall art,
  • Original Painting. Large 18x24 acrylic painting, abstract portrait, Colorful wall art. Creepy Cute Clown Girl

 

 

Hope everyone is having a Great Summer!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

New Paintings and Featured in Scarlet Pink Magazine this month.

June 11th, 2014

Hi everyone! I think my website is back to normal, as in I can add photos on here again *fingers crossed* ! A couple of weeks ago i listed some of my new paintings in my Crude Art shop on etsy. More fun bright colorful clown like portraits! I also added prints of some of these paintings and will be adding more this week. Speaking of Art and prints…. This Saturday i will be vending at the #RoeblingFair - The Cotton Candy Machine Gallery outside area in Brooklyn. (235 South 1st, Brooklyn, NY ) from 12 noon till 8pm. I will have my art, photos, prints, some jewelry, and some hand painted clothing for sale! Also i will be vending with James Booth / Apes In Space on etsy.

Here’s a peek at some of the new paintings i have for sale:

Girl Clown Portrait, Original Painting. Circus Girl. large acrylic painting, abstract portrait, Colorful wall art

 

Abstract Portrait Original Painting. 5x7 acrylic Colorful wall art, dark art, creepy cute face, raw artCreepy Cute Original Painting. 5x7 acrylic abstract portrait, Colorful wall art,  little girl, small artRESERVED. Girl Clown Portrait, Original Painting. Circus Girl. 9x12 acrylic painting, abstract portrait, Colorful wall artCute Bear Original Painting. large acrylic abstract portrait, Colorful wall art, surreal animal face, orange rust green blue

 

Moody Portrait, Original Painting. dark art. 24×12 acrylic painting, abstract portrait, Blue wall art. Gothic wall art

 

  • Moody Portrait, Original Painting. dark art. 24x12 acrylic painting, abstract portrait, Blue wall art. Gothic wall art

In my Crude Things shop this month i added a pretty new style Mermaid skirt in velvet & lace. Place your orders now for these or anything you want custom made for Burning Man Festival or any other Summer Festival!

Long Skirt, Mermaid skirt. Belly Dance. Formal Skirt. Steampunk Wedding. Gothic Bridal Skirt

 

 

  • Long Skirt, Mermaid skirt. Belly Dance. Formal Skirt. Steampunk Wedding. Gothic Bridal Skirt

 

In my Black Lodge Jewelry shop i recently listed some new earrings, nice and dark metals, as if these were found at the bottom of the sea in a Pirates Chest!

Tribal Gypsy Earrings. Shabby Chic Jewelry. long chain dangle earring. Belly Dance. Oxidized Copper

Tribal Gypsy Earrings. Shabby Chic Jewelry. long chain dangle earring. Belly Dance. Oxidized CopperBohemian Jewelry Hoop Earrings. long dangle chains, Belly Dance. Oxidized Hammered Long EarringsGypsy Moon Hoop Earrings. Bohemian Jewelry. long chain dangle earring. Belly Dance. Oxidized Copper

Speaking of Jewelry, I started selling some fun pieces at the prettiest shop in Babylon Village on Long Island NY- Shabby To Chic Antiques (45 E Main St, Babylon Village, NY) And last but not least, Crude Things has a one page feature in the Summer Issue of Scarlet Pink Magazine, you can purchase a downloaded one or buy a printed one on their website here!

Photo: here's a peek of my Photo/Article that is featured in the Summer Issue of Scarlet Pink magazine! I have been waiting a year now to release some of these images from this photo shoot i did back in Pdx, hopeing i could get at least one published before everyone saw them all online... i did post a small handful of them & now i feel accomplished a bit. hahaha so this week i will be posting from this shoot. my lovely models in this image are Rebekka Ferrari-Payne  Lauren Steuer  & Katrina Fox

 

 

 

Customize this Summer!

May 8th, 2014

I just added a bunch of new listings for Customized Graffiti like Babydoll Racerback dresses, Skirts , & Gothic Lolita style ruffle full circle skirts- you can pick your colors, size, words!  Go to my Crude Things shop on etsy to get one made in time for your special occasion!

Same thing in my Black Lodge Jewelry shop on etsy, i made a listing your you to get a custom crown made. Sorry i normally add photos to this post, but my website was updated & things changed. Now i have no clue how to get a photo to show, i will get this fixed soon i hope, for now you will have to click my shop links. sorry!!

In my Crude Art shop i have added some new Paintings!!! Yes paintings!!! i started to paint again, man it feels great to do this again, i had a few years off where i was just not feeling it. So… If you go to my Crude Art shop on etsy you can see/buy my new paintings & this weekend i will make listings for prints of these, because a couple have sold already. :)

 

 

Summer Festival Time!

May 7th, 2014

Hi everyone! Once again it is that season, time for all the fun outside events! Be sure to get your orders in early if you want any custom wigs or outfits made. I have been sewing a bunch of new goodies for you all in my Crude Things shop on etsy.  New painted graffiti style shirts, skirts, dress, eyeball leggings, halter tops, and fun fur collar warrior shrugs!  Ohhh and you can once again order my yummy lace mermaid skirts & harem pants!

Art T Shirt, Doll Rock top, Unique Tank Top, one of a kind Racerback shirt, Red Black White Gothic tops

 

Photo: 9hrs later & Fini! here's all my New T Shirts in my Crude Things shop! i have 2 yummy lace goodies tomorrow/Monday to list....but tomorrow might be a paint day! https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrudeThings

 

XOXO Dress, sexy short cotton dress, braided back sundress, hand painted babydoll dress, Punk Rock Graffiti dress.

 

 

 

 

Photo: Finally another one of my Graffiti style art dresses in my Crude Things etsy shop! https://www.etsy.com/listing/188308772/xoxo-dress-sexy-short-cotton-dress?ref=shop_home_active_1

Spring Cleaning Sale 40% off this Weekend only!

March 22nd, 2014

Weekend Spring Cleaning Sale in my Crude Things shop 40% off anything already made & ready to ship (no custom orders), you must spend minimum of $50 to use this coupon code (coupon is good for Sat & Sun only) type in WEEKEND when you check out & spread the word! happy weekend everyone! 

it’s been to long!

March 16th, 2014

wow, sorry I have not updated in so long! there are a ton of new treats in my etsy shops and some of my jewelry was published in Jewelry Affairs Magazine, issue 4! These pieces that are featured are back and for sale in my Black Lodge Jewelry shop.

I just added a bunch of new colorful bold Tribal Gypsy Necklaces with matching Bangle stacks of Bracelets and a crazy fun Eye Love You ring!

Tribal Gypsy Necklace. Colorful Necklace, Tribal Belly Dance Jewelry, Summer Festival Necklace, Free Spirit, Bohemian Chic Statement piece

Tribal Beadwork Necklace. gypsy charms, primitive wirework, ethnic jewelry, Statement necklace, belly dance necklace. OOAK

Boho Necklace. Colorful Necklace, Bohemian Jewelry, Tribal Neckpiece, Gypsy Necklace. Black Lodge Jewelry.

I Love You Ring – large Adjustable albino eyeball. gold silver rose colors, chunky Unique Gothic Steampunk Jewelry

I Love You Ring - large Adjustable albino eyeball. gold silver rose colors,  chunky Unique Gothic Steampunk Jewelry

if you are liking that black and red skirt I have on in that 1st photo, you are in luck because i have some of those Skirts for sale in my Crude Things shop along with some Lace Hood Tops and beautiful new Dresses loaded with Ruffles!

Shabby Chic Dress, Tattered Princess. Bright Blue Yellow Gothic Lolita babydoll dress, Fairytale Collection

Shabby Chic Dress, Tattered Princess. Bright Blue Yellow Gothic Lolita babydoll dress, Fairytale Collection Crude Things

Sexy Ruffle Sundress, xoxo painted babydoll Dress, patchwork braided back Gothic Lolita

Sexy Ruffle Sundress, xoxo painted babydoll Dress, patchwork braided back Gothic Lolita, red black white

Ruffle Skirt. colorful skirt. full skirt. Gothic Lolita skirt. fairy costume skirt. festival skirt. Circle Skirt

Ruffle Skirt. colorful skirt. full skirt. Gothic Lolita skirt. fairy costume skirt. festival skirt. Circle Skirt

Gothic Lolita Mini Skirt, short black red velvet tattered ruffle skirt. Tribal Belly Dance shimmy, layer.

I have 2 other red & black skirts like the one above & a few Wildly Colorful Micro Mini Tattered Skirts. Lace Hood Tops, Lace Hood Capes, and more colorful Multiwear Turban Wraps!

Festival Skirt, sexy mini skirt, tattered short skirt, circus mini skirt, pirate costume, cosplay skirt, Shimmy skirtShabby Chic Skirt, velvet mini skirt, tattered short skirt, red ruffle skirt, black patchwork, Shimmy skirtFestival Skirt, short Medium asymmetrical tattered layer skirt. Gothic black pink blue purple. Crude ThingsShort Sexy Skirt, Summer Festival tattered spandex stretch. black pink blue. exotic cat print. circus stripes. Crude ThingsTattered Asymmetrical Mini Skirt, short small layer skirt. black pink blue purple. Crude Things Summer Festivals. Micro Mini Skirt, black pink blue, short sexy tattered patchwork. X Small. layer. Crude Things Summer Festivals.Pink Lace Top, hot pink shirt, long sleeve tunic, lace hood shirt, Festival hood top, half shirt, pink crop top, pink cowl shirtBlue Hood Shirt, turquoise tunic, long sleeve top, punk half shirt, teal hood shirt, Festival hood top, lace crop top, boho cowl shirtWhite Half Shirt, large Hood Top, long sleeve Crop Top, polka dot lace top, Belly Dance Hood TopRed Lace Hood Cape, Romantic Gypsy shawl, Gothic capelet, Fantasy Dark Victorian Fairytale Cosplay Shrug Witchy White Lace Hood Cape, Couture wing tattered shawl, Fantasy capelet, Fairytale costume. Black PatchworkTribal Belly Dance Head Piece, Fabric Bracelet Multiwear Ethnic Turban Head band, Bohemian long wrap around Crude Things Festival FashionPom Pom Gypsy Headband, Colorful Tribal Belly DanceTurban Head band, Braided Tattered Boho long wrap around Crude Things Festival FashionLong Head Wrap Headband, hippie head band, Turban, Multi wear Necklace Green Gold Black Cream, Belt, infinity scarf Crude Things FashionBright Colorful Gypsy Headband, Ethnic Turban Head band, Braided and Tattered Behemian long wrap around Crude Things Festival Fashion

as for my Crude Art shop I have added a few more photos and more very very soon! I really want to finish a couple of new paintings i started a few months ago, so keep a watch out & I promise to get back to posting on here :)

NYC City Wall Photograph Print, 13×19 8×11 street art Graffiti Photography, Urban Home Decor Print

City Wall Photograph Print, 13x19 8x11 street art Graffiti Photography, Urban Home Decor Print

Cute Bunny Doll Photograph 13×19 8×11 fine art print, childrens room home decor.

Cute Bunny Doll Photograph 13x19 8x11 fine art print, childrens room home decor.

Pastel Doll Photograph 13x19 8x11 fine art print, childrens room home decor. whimsical strange wall art,

 

 

Happy Holidays

December 12th, 2013

Wow i just noticed i have not updated my website in far too long, so sorry! Happy Holidays to you all! I have been busy like always making all kinds of fun things for you. :)  Let’s start in my Crude Things shop on etsy, 1st here is a coupon code for 25% off (not good on custom orders, only things made already) GIVEART is the coupon code when you check out, this expires Tue Dec 17th.  My dolls are featured in Gothic Beauty Magazine Novembers Issue #42 and there is a great 2 page article on me!!!

OK let’s start with all my new creations- I have new fun dresses, pants, tattered wrap skirts, & halter in my Crude Things shop:

 

 

Urban Flapper Mini Dress, NYC Graffiti painted oversize long tshirt, fringe, Punk Rock babydoll dress, Crude ThingsMermaid Arm Warmers - silky Crochet long Sleeves shrug Multicolor lavender green blue, Belly Dance Gothic fishnet

Here’s what’s New in my Black Lodge Jewelry shop on etsy & a coupon code also good for 25% off – GIVEART  is the coupon code to use when you checkout! I made 2 very beautiful Crown Headpieces & some cute new photo art pendants that make the most perfect little gifts!

Marie Antoinette Crown, Large Sparkly Statement Headdress. haute couture fashion headpiece. Black lodge Jewelry

 

 

TTV vintage dueflex camera Art Pendant. Mini Photo Print necklace, strange square Charm with Rhinstones. Black Lodge JewelryMacabra Art Pendant. Mini Piano Keys Photo Print necklace, dark moody square Charm. Black Lodge JewelryMint Green Couch Art Pendant. Mini Photography Print neacklace, square CharmCute Doll Necklace, Art Pendant. Blythe bath time charm,  circle, round, bronze, black lodge jewelry

Blythe Necklace, round Art Pendant. cute doll charm,  black lodge jewelryEerie Church Gothic Art Pendant. stange wearable art Mini Photo Print, square Charm, RhinestonesSeagulls Flying Art Pendant. vintage looking wearable art Mini Photo Print, circular round Seaside Charm

In my Crude Art shop on etsy i have been listing a lot of fun new things- dolls, ornaments, mini photos in frames, larger photos & limited edition NYC graffiti photos on gorgeous metallic photo paper! I also have a coupon code that expires Tue Dec 17th good for 25% off- GIFTART  use that code when you check out!

 

Handmade dolls & ornaments:

Happy Holidays Everyone!

 

 

 

 

 

40% Buring Man Decompression SALE!

September 13th, 2013

i am having a special treat for you all in my Crude Things Etsy shop 40% off anything made & ready to ship (not good for custom orders), use this coupon code when you check out: DECOMPRESSION sale ends Sun Sept 15th & Happy Fri the 13!

Here in NYC 2 weeks ago i dropped of 7 New Crude Dresses at Trash ans Vaudeville, located on St Marks & in less than a week 5 sold!  yes i am super excited about that !!! a few days ago i dropped of 5 more dresses & in a couple of weeks i will be bringing the shop a few coats. so Go get them while they last! the dresses look similar to this, but as you know each dress i make is a One of a Kind piece os wearable art, so no two are alike….feel free to collect this limited line!

models Wisa & Glass Olive

 

 

Crude Things Graffiti Style Dresses & NYC life…

August 15th, 2013

hey there sorry for the long time away from updating. funny thing is i could have sworn i did make an update in July with my new Burning Man creations….but it somehow vanished.  I am back living in NYC area again & back at doing hair again!!! i will be working one or two days a week (Tuesdays for sure) at this really cool hair salon in the Lower East Side called Salon No15 located at 15 Clinton st btw Houston & stanton. if you want fun color, haircuts, or hair extensions you can set up an appointment with me via email: lanaland2@gmail.com make sure to leave your phone number in the email so i can reply via text message or a phone call!

I have been extremely inspired being back in the city &  sewing like crazy on my new series of Graffiti style Decay looking Dresses. Also as of next week you will be able to buy a few of these in my etsy shop Crude Things & if you are here in NYC or visiting i will be selling them at NYC’s famous clothes store Trash & Vaudeville located in the East Village at 4 St Marks Place! Yes i am very excited they loved my new dresses enough to take some in their shop, this shop has been here sense 1975 & i remember shopping there as a teen, so many tourist roll trough that store daily, i love it!

Here’s the story of this series of Crude Things dresses… i was doing laundry & this local guy was telling me his beliefs- we are like lizards & over time blend into our environment. it is very true when you really pay attention & look at peoples faces/skin, not just clothes…so these are dedicated to my lovely beautiful Bushwick Brooklyn NYC neighborhood.

I have more of these dresses coming out soon & if you are at all interested in a custom made one please email me :)

Doll Sale until Mon June 1st!

May 28th, 2013

because i am about to move across the country i am having a sale on my dolls only in my Crude Art shop on etsy. (this coupon is Not good for paintings or my doll class, sorry) 30% off any doll in my shop! when you check out use this code: DOLLSALE  coupon code expires June 1st.

Clown Art Doll. poseable Circus puppet, big eyes, Horns, tears, Love Me, creepy strange. crudeart crude art
Punk Art Doll. Big Head Tiger, weird Circus puppet, big eyes, Horns, Gothic whimsy and strange. crudeart crude art