Crude Things Gallery

MOVING SALE

May 20th, 2013

Moving sale in my Crude Things shop! if you spend $150+ you will get 30% off if you use this coupon when you check out- MOVINGSALE (not good on anything custom made) http://www.etsy.com/shop/CrudeThings sale ends on Thursday the 23rd!

Halloween Costume Wig Victorian Queen of Dark Hearts blood red black with spiral curls horns by Hair Nurse Lana Guerra
(model Twigglet)
Moving Discount in my Black Lodge jewelry shop! 30% off all Head Pieces & Body Chains! use this coupon code when checking out! MOVING coupon code expires on Thursday May 23rd! http://www.etsy.com/shop/BlackLodgeJewelry?section_id=7984286
Wild and Free Antler Headband - Yellow Carnival Stripe deer horns head piece Super Hero Costume Cosplay Headdress fantasy Halloween
(model Glass Olive)
i made this Crude Things Book a while back, it is of my older dolls & fun clothing/fashion photos. Moving Sale so it is 50% off now, only $10! https://www.etsy.com/listing/26852533/art-fashion-book-full-color-wigs-doll
Art fashion Book Full Color Wigs, Doll Book Crude Things, photos carnival gypsy whimsy dolls, wigs

New Goodies & A New Move!

May 15th, 2013

i will 1st say Sorry! sorry i have not been updating lately, it slipped my mind for a while & now it’s been hard to find time. In the past few months i have made a BUNCH of new goodies for my etsy shops. Before i go into all the pretty new creations, let me 1st tell you i am about to pack up shop here in Portland Oregon & move back to NYC area!!! yes very exciting i know! so if you are planing on ordering something custom made, you better hurry because i leave very soon. I will still be able to ship everything out so do not worry, i will just not be taking custom orders until i get settled into my own place. OK now Let’s start off in my Jewelry shop Black Lodge Jewelry. A couple of months ago my friend Caleb Ruecker & myself started making some extra huge raw gemstone Rings! So beautiful yet crazy punk rock!

Chuncky City Ring, So You Want to be a Rock Star, Rhinestones Quartz Crystal and Agate, Adjustable.orange tangerine
In Crude Things shop shop i have a Bunch of new designs of All kinds! I started making 70′s Vintage Style Belly Dance Harem Pants/Skirts in a beautiful flowing material that looks incredible on!  i have some made in different colors here. (model Rebekka Ferrari-Payne) Also BIG baggy harem pants!
Red Sexy Harem Pants with draping layer Skirt, Bohemian Belly Dance festivals, Tribal Fusion, Vintage Cabaret
Shabby Chic Harem Pants. slit open leg, Large loose baggy Belly Dance Turkish Floorwork Festivals Hippie black white green
I had a bunch of fun photo shoots the past couple of months & i was really into the whole Bohemian Harem theme, so a lot of these new clothes had this beautiful sexy romantic feel to it! Turban head pieces that also can be used as neck pieces and as wraps for your hips, arms, or legs. these pieces are so fun to wear! These can be found in my Accessories section of my etsy shop!
Braided Hippie Headband, Multiwear layer Wrap Head band, long Behemian headband Crude Things Festival Fashion
Gypsy Halter, Tank Top, Sexy Goddess Bra, Hippie Harem Bandeau Upcycle, Crude Things Summer Festivals Fashion
These Awesome Summer Festival Halters are all eco friendly & extremely cute on! they can be found here.
Bohemian Tank Top, Goddess Bra, tie dye blue cotton Halter Upcycle, Crude Things Summer Festivals FashionMermaid Tank Top, Bohemian Bra, tie dye light water blue cotton Halter Upcycle, Crude Things Summer Festivals FashionBrown Bandeau, Sexy Tank Wrap Around Top, Bohemian Bra, Halter Upcycle, Crude Things Summer Festivals Fashion
Bohemian Tank Top, Goddess Bra, tie dye blue cotton Halter Upcycle, Crude Things Summer Festivals Fashion
(models Lauren Jewels, Katrina Fox, Amy Marilyn Muller)
Also made these Wasteland Punk Rock Shrugs! (model Caleb Ruecker)

Apocalyptic Warrior Jacket, Studded Leather Top Shrug, Mens Punk Rock Summer Festival Crude Things Couture Fashion

Apocalyptic Warrior Jacket, Studded Leather Top Shrug, Mens Punk Rock Summer Festival Crude Things Couture Fashion
As you can see i have really been into photography these days, “really been” is a big understatement ! hahaha more like obsessed! after i took a bunch of fun photos i had start adding photos to my Crude Art shop! i still have a more photos i need to add, but what i am going to start working on 1st is making One Of A Kind handmade art photo books! so keep an eye out for that. And remember if you like my photography follow me on Instagram! i am addicted to instagram & post new photos daily, i am crude_things there!  :)

Vanishing. 8×10 Haunting Photograph print, Boudoir Home Wall Art, Ghostly Vintage Portrait. light flare red yellow

Vanishing. 8x10 Haunting Photograph print, Boudoir Home Wall Art, Ghostly Vintage Portrait. light flare red yellow

My Life is a Silent Film Photography. 5×5 Square Art Photo Fine Art Photo, Grey Noir Portrait

My Life is a Silent Film Photography. 5x5 Square Art Photo Fine Art Photo, Grey Noir Portrait, Home Decor Wall Hanging
All my new themed photo shoots i just had, not many of those photos are online yet. BUT you can see them at my photo show i have going on right now here in Portland Oregon at Branch Whiskey Bar, 2926 ne albetra street. This show will be up until the end of June!  Last month i was in another photo show for the Magazine The Borro’s release party, i have a great feature in this magazine as well. Be sure to order yourself a copy!! http://www.theburrozine.com/the-zine/
Sexy Hood Layering Tunic Wrap Dress, Beach Bikini Cover Up, yellow white stripe cotton multi wear Belly Dance Coverup. Crude Things
(models Amy Marilyn Muller, Caleb Ruecker,  Alana Grimaldo)
And lastly i made a bunch of Fun Stripe Cover up like Dresses, they are perfect for over belly dance costumes or bikinis! I like to wear mine as a dress! In the photo above my 2 lady models are wearing them.  I have more colors i will be listing this weekend!!!! you can find them in this section of my crude things shop!
Sexy Hood Layering Tunic Wrap Dress, Beach Bikini Cover Up, yellow white stripe cotton multi wear Belly Dance Coverup. Crude Things

Long Layering Tunic Wrap Dress, Open Back, Beach Bikini Cover Up, red pink stripe cotton multi wear Belly Dance Coverup. Crude Things

I hope to Make another post here with new goodies before i get to NYC, but time flies by….

 

 

Early Bird Sign up for my only How To Make Real Life BIG Dollie Dreadlock Wig Hair!

February 23rd, 2013

VIDEO & Early Bird Sign Up for my Big Dollie Dreadlock Wig Class on etsy NOW! $68 sign up until Sat March 2nd, class will be $86 after that. Class will be available online no later than Sat March 2nd. Spread the word bird!
https://vimeo.com/60305915

Dreadlock Wig tutorial, DIY dread locks Big Cosplay Festival Hair tute class, by Hair Nurse Lana Guerra Crude Things

Dreadlock Wig tutorial, DIY dread locks Big Cosplay Festival Hair tute class, by Hair Nurse Lana Guerra Crude Things

Dreadlock Wig tutorial, DIY dread locks Big Cosplay Festival Hair tute class, by Hair Nurse Lana Guerra Crude Things

48hr SALE

February 22nd, 2013

Coupon for 30% off for the next 48hrs in my Crude Art shop on etsy! act fast! =D use this code when you check out: 48hrs
http://www.etsy.com/shop/crudeart coupon expires midnight on Sun Feb 24th!

Gothic Halloween Art, 4x4 Art Photo creepy strange doll faces

New Tribal Gypst Bangle Bracelets in my Black Lodge Jewelry shop!

February 18th, 2013

i just finished listing a bunch of really cool one of a kind arm bands / bangle bracelets in my Black Lodge Jewelry shop on etsy!
here’s a peek & some of them have hidden messages stamped into the backs!

A bunch of new treats & a soon to be Dread Wig Class that will be available online!

February 16th, 2013

like normally i have been a very busy bee making fun things for my 3 etsy shops. Today i listed some more Creepy Cute Dark Photography in 5″x5″ or 8″x8″ prints for you all. here’s a peek of the photos i listed today in my Crude Art Shop.
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Also listing some real cute frames miniature doll house style photos!
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My online doll video class has been moved over to this website & i will be adding a video online Dreadlock Wig Making class in a couple of weeks too! very fun & excited about this one!!! speaking of wigs i have a new Big Pink Princess wig made & ready to ship along with a bunch of fun accessories, leggings/tights with heart patches on the knees, ombre (pink to blue) panties/shorts, leather shoulder holster bags, big lace hooded tops/shirts, leather rocking arm bands/cuffs/bracelets, and i am selling some of my used handmade belly dance costumes at a very inexpensive price! All these goodies are in my Crude Things shop on etsy.

Black Heart Patched Leggings, slouchy, layer, long footless tan Snake socks thigh highs leg warmers, Crude Things Liquid Skin Collection

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White/Black Lace Half Shirt, large Hood Top, long sleeve Cropped blouse, black patches Noir Crude Couture, Gothic Rocker slouchy

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Pink Princess Wig French Boudoir fit for a Queen, Big Wild Hair, braids, bangs, long hair style by Hairnurse Lana Guerra
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Long Shoulder Holster Bag, Cell Phone Purse Pouch, Black Red Alligator, Rock and Roll metal spikes. Festivals playa clubbing gear
bags

Ombre & Heart Panties, Circus Stripe Cotton Underwear, Crude things booty Shorts, Carnival Performer, rock and roll, X Small, Small, Medium, Large available!
panties

Belly Dance Bra and Belt, Handmade (Used) bellydance performer costume. Egyption glass Fringe, Cabaret Crude Things
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Leather Wrist Cuffs, i love you heart and studs.
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these are just a few images of the new things i have in my shops, go check out the rest! xoxo and Tribal Gypsy Bracelets coming tomorrow!

Early Sign-up Now Available For My “Misfit Doll Making” Class!

January 3rd, 2013

Lana Guerra

1/3/13 – Early Sign-up Now Available For My “Misfit Doll Making” Class! My Misfit Doll Making class is almost ready to go live! For the next 5 days I am doing an early sign up discount for $10 off :) http://lanaguerra.ning.com/ Spread the word! ♥

New Year and New Dolls!

January 2nd, 2013

Happy New Year!!!    i just listed 3 new dolls in my Crude Art shop on etsy & tomorrow i will list 2 more! 2 of the dolls i just listed, Pinkey & Tiny, they are the dolls i made in my soon to be out online doll class, so get them now they will be famous soon! Pinkey was also featured in a real mini stop motion i finished today that i put up on my facebook page. here’s the video: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=4721169819695&set=vb.1008045791&type=2&theater

Pink Raspberry Art Doll. cute weird Circus puppet, big eyes, pink hair, whimsical and strange. crudeart crude art

Pink Raspberry  Art Doll. cute weird Circus puppet, big eyes, pink hair, whimsical and strange. crudeart crude art

Sad Clown Art Doll. Tiny the Circus performer, weird puppet, whimsical and strange. crudeart crude art

Sad Clown Art Doll. Tiny the Circus performer, weird puppet, whimsical and strange. crudeart crude art

Gothic Art Doll. Bird boy, weird puppet, whimsical and strange. crudeart crude art

Gothic Art Doll.  Bird boy,  weird puppet, whimsical and strange. crudeart crude art

Sneak Peek at Online Doll class- coming soon!

December 27th, 2012

Preview Of My Doll Class Intro… Silly I Know But What Can I Say! heehee

sneak peak

the doll class will be available in i am hoping 2 weeks! it will be all video & it will be a how to make 2 doll style bodies in 4 days. very fun!


January Wig class is already filled…

December 10th, 2012

My Wig Class in January is filled now, if you want to be put on a waiting list or think you want to come if i have another in Feb please email me at : lanaland2@gmail.com

More new fun creations in my Crude Things shop on etsy this week! Just in time for you last minute Holiday shoppers!

Micro Mini Skirt, Furry Tail Red Pink & Yellow White Circus Stripes, polka dots, tattered, Heart Patches Patchwork

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Bloomer Capri Pants, Bright Yellow White and Red Pink Stripes, Knee length, ruffles, heart patch, Stretch Cotton Yoga Layer, Crude Things