Crude Things Gallery

Spring Cleaning Sale 40% off this Weekend only!

March 22nd, 2014

Weekend Spring Cleaning Sale in my Crude Things shop 40% off anything already made & ready to ship (no custom orders), you must spend minimum of $50 to use this coupon code (coupon is good for Sat & Sun only) type in WEEKEND when you check out & spread the word! happy weekend everyone! 

it’s been to long!

March 16th, 2014

wow, sorry I have not updated in so long! there are a ton of new treats in my etsy shops and some of my jewelry was published in Jewelry Affairs Magazine, issue 4! These pieces that are featured are back and for sale in my Black Lodge Jewelry shop.

I just added a bunch of new colorful bold Tribal Gypsy Necklaces with matching Bangle stacks of Bracelets and a crazy fun Eye Love You ring!

Tribal Gypsy Necklace. Colorful Necklace, Tribal Belly Dance Jewelry, Summer Festival Necklace, Free Spirit, Bohemian Chic Statement piece

Tribal Beadwork Necklace. gypsy charms, primitive wirework, ethnic jewelry, Statement necklace, belly dance necklace. OOAK

Boho Necklace. Colorful Necklace, Bohemian Jewelry, Tribal Neckpiece, Gypsy Necklace. Black Lodge Jewelry.

I Love You Ring – large Adjustable albino eyeball. gold silver rose colors, chunky Unique Gothic Steampunk Jewelry

I Love You Ring - large Adjustable albino eyeball. gold silver rose colors,  chunky Unique Gothic Steampunk Jewelry

if you are liking that black and red skirt I have on in that 1st photo, you are in luck because i have some of those Skirts for sale in my Crude Things shop along with some Lace Hood Tops and beautiful new Dresses loaded with Ruffles!

Shabby Chic Dress, Tattered Princess. Bright Blue Yellow Gothic Lolita babydoll dress, Fairytale Collection

Shabby Chic Dress, Tattered Princess. Bright Blue Yellow Gothic Lolita babydoll dress, Fairytale Collection Crude Things

Sexy Ruffle Sundress, xoxo painted babydoll Dress, patchwork braided back Gothic Lolita

Sexy Ruffle Sundress, xoxo painted babydoll Dress, patchwork braided back Gothic Lolita, red black white

Ruffle Skirt. colorful skirt. full skirt. Gothic Lolita skirt. fairy costume skirt. festival skirt. Circle Skirt

Ruffle Skirt. colorful skirt. full skirt. Gothic Lolita skirt. fairy costume skirt. festival skirt. Circle Skirt

Gothic Lolita Mini Skirt, short black red velvet tattered ruffle skirt. Tribal Belly Dance shimmy, layer.

I have 2 other red & black skirts like the one above & a few Wildly Colorful Micro Mini Tattered Skirts. Lace Hood Tops, Lace Hood Capes, and more colorful Multiwear Turban Wraps!

Festival Skirt, sexy mini skirt, tattered short skirt, circus mini skirt, pirate costume, cosplay skirt, Shimmy skirtShabby Chic Skirt, velvet mini skirt, tattered short skirt, red ruffle skirt, black patchwork, Shimmy skirtFestival Skirt, short Medium asymmetrical tattered layer skirt. Gothic black pink blue purple. Crude ThingsShort Sexy Skirt, Summer Festival tattered spandex stretch. black pink blue. exotic cat print. circus stripes. Crude ThingsTattered Asymmetrical Mini Skirt, short small layer skirt. black pink blue purple. Crude Things Summer Festivals. Micro Mini Skirt, black pink blue, short sexy tattered patchwork. X Small. layer. Crude Things Summer Festivals.Pink Lace Top, hot pink shirt, long sleeve tunic, lace hood shirt, Festival hood top, half shirt, pink crop top, pink cowl shirtBlue Hood Shirt, turquoise tunic, long sleeve top, punk half shirt, teal hood shirt, Festival hood top, lace crop top, boho cowl shirtWhite Half Shirt, large Hood Top, long sleeve Crop Top, polka dot lace top, Belly Dance Hood TopRed Lace Hood Cape, Romantic Gypsy shawl, Gothic capelet, Fantasy Dark Victorian Fairytale Cosplay Shrug Witchy White Lace Hood Cape, Couture wing tattered shawl, Fantasy capelet, Fairytale costume. Black PatchworkTribal Belly Dance Head Piece, Fabric Bracelet Multiwear Ethnic Turban Head band, Bohemian long wrap around Crude Things Festival FashionPom Pom Gypsy Headband, Colorful Tribal Belly DanceTurban Head band, Braided Tattered Boho long wrap around Crude Things Festival FashionLong Head Wrap Headband, hippie head band, Turban, Multi wear Necklace Green Gold Black Cream, Belt, infinity scarf Crude Things FashionBright Colorful Gypsy Headband, Ethnic Turban Head band, Braided and Tattered Behemian long wrap around Crude Things Festival Fashion

as for my Crude Art shop I have added a few more photos and more very very soon! I really want to finish a couple of new paintings i started a few months ago, so keep a watch out & I promise to get back to posting on here :)

NYC City Wall Photograph Print, 13×19 8×11 street art Graffiti Photography, Urban Home Decor Print

City Wall Photograph Print, 13x19 8x11 street art Graffiti Photography, Urban Home Decor Print

Cute Bunny Doll Photograph 13×19 8×11 fine art print, childrens room home decor.

Cute Bunny Doll Photograph 13x19 8x11 fine art print, childrens room home decor.

Pastel Doll Photograph 13x19 8x11 fine art print, childrens room home decor. whimsical strange wall art,

 

 

Happy Holidays

December 12th, 2013

Wow i just noticed i have not updated my website in far too long, so sorry! Happy Holidays to you all! I have been busy like always making all kinds of fun things for you. :)  Let’s start in my Crude Things shop on etsy, 1st here is a coupon code for 25% off (not good on custom orders, only things made already) GIVEART is the coupon code when you check out, this expires Tue Dec 17th.  My dolls are featured in Gothic Beauty Magazine Novembers Issue #42 and there is a great 2 page article on me!!!

OK let’s start with all my new creations- I have new fun dresses, pants, tattered wrap skirts, & halter in my Crude Things shop:

 

 

Urban Flapper Mini Dress, NYC Graffiti painted oversize long tshirt, fringe, Punk Rock babydoll dress, Crude ThingsMermaid Arm Warmers - silky Crochet long Sleeves shrug Multicolor lavender green blue, Belly Dance Gothic fishnet

Here’s what’s New in my Black Lodge Jewelry shop on etsy & a coupon code also good for 25% off – GIVEART  is the coupon code to use when you checkout! I made 2 very beautiful Crown Headpieces & some cute new photo art pendants that make the most perfect little gifts!

Marie Antoinette Crown, Large Sparkly Statement Headdress. haute couture fashion headpiece. Black lodge Jewelry

 

 

TTV vintage dueflex camera Art Pendant. Mini Photo Print necklace, strange square Charm with Rhinstones. Black Lodge JewelryMacabra Art Pendant. Mini Piano Keys Photo Print necklace, dark moody square Charm. Black Lodge JewelryMint Green Couch Art Pendant. Mini Photography Print neacklace, square CharmCute Doll Necklace, Art Pendant. Blythe bath time charm,  circle, round, bronze, black lodge jewelry

Blythe Necklace, round Art Pendant. cute doll charm,  black lodge jewelryEerie Church Gothic Art Pendant. stange wearable art Mini Photo Print, square Charm, RhinestonesSeagulls Flying Art Pendant. vintage looking wearable art Mini Photo Print, circular round Seaside Charm

In my Crude Art shop on etsy i have been listing a lot of fun new things- dolls, ornaments, mini photos in frames, larger photos & limited edition NYC graffiti photos on gorgeous metallic photo paper! I also have a coupon code that expires Tue Dec 17th good for 25% off- GIFTART  use that code when you check out!

 

Handmade dolls & ornaments:

Happy Holidays Everyone!

 

 

 

 

 

40% Buring Man Decompression SALE!

September 13th, 2013

i am having a special treat for you all in my Crude Things Etsy shop 40% off anything made & ready to ship (not good for custom orders), use this coupon code when you check out: DECOMPRESSION sale ends Sun Sept 15th & Happy Fri the 13!

Here in NYC 2 weeks ago i dropped of 7 New Crude Dresses at Trash ans Vaudeville, located on St Marks & in less than a week 5 sold!  yes i am super excited about that !!! a few days ago i dropped of 5 more dresses & in a couple of weeks i will be bringing the shop a few coats. so Go get them while they last! the dresses look similar to this, but as you know each dress i make is a One of a Kind piece os wearable art, so no two are alike….feel free to collect this limited line!

models Wisa & Glass Olive

 

 

Crude Things Graffiti Style Dresses & NYC life…

August 15th, 2013

hey there sorry for the long time away from updating. funny thing is i could have sworn i did make an update in July with my new Burning Man creations….but it somehow vanished.  I am back living in NYC area again & back at doing hair again!!! i will be working one or two days a week (Tuesdays for sure) at this really cool hair salon in the Lower East Side called Salon No15 located at 15 Clinton st btw Houston & stanton. if you want fun color, haircuts, or hair extensions you can set up an appointment with me via email: lanaland2@gmail.com make sure to leave your phone number in the email so i can reply via text message or a phone call!

I have been extremely inspired being back in the city &  sewing like crazy on my new series of Graffiti style Decay looking Dresses. Also as of next week you will be able to buy a few of these in my etsy shop Crude Things & if you are here in NYC or visiting i will be selling them at NYC’s famous clothes store Trash & Vaudeville located in the East Village at 4 St Marks Place! Yes i am very excited they loved my new dresses enough to take some in their shop, this shop has been here sense 1975 & i remember shopping there as a teen, so many tourist roll trough that store daily, i love it!

Here’s the story of this series of Crude Things dresses… i was doing laundry & this local guy was telling me his beliefs- we are like lizards & over time blend into our environment. it is very true when you really pay attention & look at peoples faces/skin, not just clothes…so these are dedicated to my lovely beautiful Bushwick Brooklyn NYC neighborhood.

I have more of these dresses coming out soon & if you are at all interested in a custom made one please email me :)

Doll Sale until Mon June 1st!

May 28th, 2013

because i am about to move across the country i am having a sale on my dolls only in my Crude Art shop on etsy. (this coupon is Not good for paintings or my doll class, sorry) 30% off any doll in my shop! when you check out use this code: DOLLSALE  coupon code expires June 1st.

Clown Art Doll. poseable Circus puppet, big eyes, Horns, tears, Love Me, creepy strange. crudeart crude art
Punk Art Doll. Big Head Tiger, weird Circus puppet, big eyes, Horns, Gothic whimsy and strange. crudeart crude art

 

 

MOVING SALE

May 20th, 2013

Moving sale in my Crude Things shop! if you spend $150+ you will get 30% off if you use this coupon when you check out- MOVINGSALE (not good on anything custom made) http://www.etsy.com/shop/CrudeThings sale ends on Thursday the 23rd!

Halloween Costume Wig Victorian Queen of Dark Hearts blood red black with spiral curls horns by Hair Nurse Lana Guerra
(model Twigglet)
Moving Discount in my Black Lodge jewelry shop! 30% off all Head Pieces & Body Chains! use this coupon code when checking out! MOVING coupon code expires on Thursday May 23rd! http://www.etsy.com/shop/BlackLodgeJewelry?section_id=7984286
Wild and Free Antler Headband - Yellow Carnival Stripe deer horns head piece Super Hero Costume Cosplay Headdress fantasy Halloween
(model Glass Olive)
i made this Crude Things Book a while back, it is of my older dolls & fun clothing/fashion photos. Moving Sale so it is 50% off now, only $10! https://www.etsy.com/listing/26852533/art-fashion-book-full-color-wigs-doll
Art fashion Book Full Color Wigs, Doll Book Crude Things, photos carnival gypsy whimsy dolls, wigs

New Goodies & A New Move!

May 15th, 2013

i will 1st say Sorry! sorry i have not been updating lately, it slipped my mind for a while & now it’s been hard to find time. In the past few months i have made a BUNCH of new goodies for my etsy shops. Before i go into all the pretty new creations, let me 1st tell you i am about to pack up shop here in Portland Oregon & move back to NYC area!!! yes very exciting i know! so if you are planing on ordering something custom made, you better hurry because i leave very soon. I will still be able to ship everything out so do not worry, i will just not be taking custom orders until i get settled into my own place. OK now Let’s start off in my Jewelry shop Black Lodge Jewelry. A couple of months ago my friend Caleb Ruecker & myself started making some extra huge raw gemstone Rings! So beautiful yet crazy punk rock!

Chuncky City Ring, So You Want to be a Rock Star, Rhinestones Quartz Crystal and Agate, Adjustable.orange tangerine
In Crude Things shop shop i have a Bunch of new designs of All kinds! I started making 70′s Vintage Style Belly Dance Harem Pants/Skirts in a beautiful flowing material that looks incredible on!  i have some made in different colors here. (model Rebekka Ferrari-Payne) Also BIG baggy harem pants!
Red Sexy Harem Pants with draping layer Skirt, Bohemian Belly Dance festivals, Tribal Fusion, Vintage Cabaret
Shabby Chic Harem Pants. slit open leg, Large loose baggy Belly Dance Turkish Floorwork Festivals Hippie black white green
I had a bunch of fun photo shoots the past couple of months & i was really into the whole Bohemian Harem theme, so a lot of these new clothes had this beautiful sexy romantic feel to it! Turban head pieces that also can be used as neck pieces and as wraps for your hips, arms, or legs. these pieces are so fun to wear! These can be found in my Accessories section of my etsy shop!
Braided Hippie Headband, Multiwear layer Wrap Head band, long Behemian headband Crude Things Festival Fashion
Gypsy Halter, Tank Top, Sexy Goddess Bra, Hippie Harem Bandeau Upcycle, Crude Things Summer Festivals Fashion
These Awesome Summer Festival Halters are all eco friendly & extremely cute on! they can be found here.
Bohemian Tank Top, Goddess Bra, tie dye blue cotton Halter Upcycle, Crude Things Summer Festivals FashionMermaid Tank Top, Bohemian Bra, tie dye light water blue cotton Halter Upcycle, Crude Things Summer Festivals FashionBrown Bandeau, Sexy Tank Wrap Around Top, Bohemian Bra, Halter Upcycle, Crude Things Summer Festivals Fashion
Bohemian Tank Top, Goddess Bra, tie dye blue cotton Halter Upcycle, Crude Things Summer Festivals Fashion
(models Lauren Jewels, Katrina Fox, Amy Marilyn Muller)
Also made these Wasteland Punk Rock Shrugs! (model Caleb Ruecker)

Apocalyptic Warrior Jacket, Studded Leather Top Shrug, Mens Punk Rock Summer Festival Crude Things Couture Fashion

Apocalyptic Warrior Jacket, Studded Leather Top Shrug, Mens Punk Rock Summer Festival Crude Things Couture Fashion
As you can see i have really been into photography these days, “really been” is a big understatement ! hahaha more like obsessed! after i took a bunch of fun photos i had start adding photos to my Crude Art shop! i still have a more photos i need to add, but what i am going to start working on 1st is making One Of A Kind handmade art photo books! so keep an eye out for that. And remember if you like my photography follow me on Instagram! i am addicted to instagram & post new photos daily, i am crude_things there!  :)

Vanishing. 8×10 Haunting Photograph print, Boudoir Home Wall Art, Ghostly Vintage Portrait. light flare red yellow

Vanishing. 8x10 Haunting Photograph print, Boudoir Home Wall Art, Ghostly Vintage Portrait. light flare red yellow

My Life is a Silent Film Photography. 5×5 Square Art Photo Fine Art Photo, Grey Noir Portrait

My Life is a Silent Film Photography. 5x5 Square Art Photo Fine Art Photo, Grey Noir Portrait, Home Decor Wall Hanging
All my new themed photo shoots i just had, not many of those photos are online yet. BUT you can see them at my photo show i have going on right now here in Portland Oregon at Branch Whiskey Bar, 2926 ne albetra street. This show will be up until the end of June!  Last month i was in another photo show for the Magazine The Borro’s release party, i have a great feature in this magazine as well. Be sure to order yourself a copy!! http://www.theburrozine.com/the-zine/
Sexy Hood Layering Tunic Wrap Dress, Beach Bikini Cover Up, yellow white stripe cotton multi wear Belly Dance Coverup. Crude Things
(models Amy Marilyn Muller, Caleb Ruecker,  Alana Grimaldo)
And lastly i made a bunch of Fun Stripe Cover up like Dresses, they are perfect for over belly dance costumes or bikinis! I like to wear mine as a dress! In the photo above my 2 lady models are wearing them.  I have more colors i will be listing this weekend!!!! you can find them in this section of my crude things shop!
Sexy Hood Layering Tunic Wrap Dress, Beach Bikini Cover Up, yellow white stripe cotton multi wear Belly Dance Coverup. Crude Things

Long Layering Tunic Wrap Dress, Open Back, Beach Bikini Cover Up, red pink stripe cotton multi wear Belly Dance Coverup. Crude Things

I hope to Make another post here with new goodies before i get to NYC, but time flies by….

 

 

Early Bird Sign up for my only How To Make Real Life BIG Dollie Dreadlock Wig Hair!

February 23rd, 2013

VIDEO & Early Bird Sign Up for my Big Dollie Dreadlock Wig Class on etsy NOW! $68 sign up until Sat March 2nd, class will be $86 after that. Class will be available online no later than Sat March 2nd. Spread the word bird!
https://vimeo.com/60305915

Dreadlock Wig tutorial, DIY dread locks Big Cosplay Festival Hair tute class, by Hair Nurse Lana Guerra Crude Things

Dreadlock Wig tutorial, DIY dread locks Big Cosplay Festival Hair tute class, by Hair Nurse Lana Guerra Crude Things

Dreadlock Wig tutorial, DIY dread locks Big Cosplay Festival Hair tute class, by Hair Nurse Lana Guerra Crude Things

48hr SALE

February 22nd, 2013

Coupon for 30% off for the next 48hrs in my Crude Art shop on etsy! act fast! =D use this code when you check out: 48hrs
http://www.etsy.com/shop/crudeart coupon expires midnight on Sun Feb 24th!

Gothic Halloween Art, 4x4 Art Photo creepy strange doll faces