Crude Things Gallery

It’s almost Playa time!

July 29th, 2011

This year i have been swamped with Burning Man orders, looks like there will be a lot of fun clothing on the playa this year! ;p

If you see something in my etsy shops you wanted to wear i am now filled up already, sorry. so i am not taking anymore custom orders for Burning Man 2011. BUT  if we have already messaged about an order that will be made once you finish making your purchases & all will be made & get to you in time, no worries.

I do have a few new drop dead gorgeous belly dance costumes available in my Crude Things Etsy shop though!

Elegant Vintage White Noir Belly Dance Bra Halter with Pearls draping down & drippy Arm Cuff. Wrap/belt is also available in another listing

Elegant Vintage White Noir Belly Dance Bra Halter, Pearls draping down, drippy Arm Cuff, Beauty Goddess Fantasy Top, Festivals, Vaudeville

Romantic Gypsy Spirit Belly Dance Noir Bra in mint Green and soft Pink, tattered wrap/belt is another listing as well

Romantic Gypsy Spirit Belly Dance Noir Bra, mint Green and soft Pink, Feminine Beauty Goddess Fantasy Top, Festivals, Vaudeville

Black White Jeannie in Bottle Harem Pants

Black White Jeannie in Bottle Harem Pants, Belly Dance, festivals, Tribal Fusion, Blooywood, Turkish Floorwork, Vintage Cabaret dancer
All these yummy new treats can be purchased in Crude Things Etsy
model is Jasmine Rain (she is also the designer of the dreamy cream yellow under skirt!)

Like me on Facebook!

July 10th, 2011

i finally just made a Crude Things facebook page! now you will know when i put fun new things in my shop, post work in progress shots…. all kinds of fun things!

Crude Things on facebook let’s be friends! ;p

here’s 2 new wigs i just put up on etsy too!

Sinful Flowers Fantasy WIG long Gothic hair Bouffant by hair nurse Lana Guerra, purple hot pink curls blue pink yellow

Sinful Flowers Fantasy WIG long Gothic hair Bouffant by hair nurse Lana Guerra, purple hot pink curls blue pink yellow

Long White Blond She Devil Warrior Horn sci fi WIG, huge Fantasy bouffant hairstyle platinum red, yellow black,

Long White Blond She Devil Warrior Horn sci fi WIG, huge Fantasy bouffant hairstyle platinum red, yellow black, Hair Nurse Lana Guerra
model Kim Shirk

soooo Many new things for you Burning Man shoppers & Free Spirit types!

July 5th, 2011

this is how crazy i am….i have sooooo much new stuff in my etsy shops & i am still
behind at editing pics to get them all up before burning man shoppers stop shopping. lol

things have actually been selling as fast as i post them too, so go get what ya need before it’s gone! Tattered Skirts, Bikini Bra like Tank tops, Monster Paws, Harem Pants, new horn wig, Patchwork dresses, yummy lace vests/choli tops, tribal fusion belly dance bras, belly dance fairy like long tattered wrap/hip belt/skirts & glamorous headpieces!

Punk Rock Warrior Playa Arm Warmers, Monster Paws, Black and Blues, Wild stripe print, long pale sky blue Fur Cuffs Carnival belly dance Tank Top, ruffle stripes Spandex half shirt, large fitted blouse. blue black, sexy circus clown fire dancer Pink Plaid Carnival Stripes Bikini Halter Top, beach Princess bra, awesome for summer festivals Large size Goddess Heirlooms belly dance Harem Pants, soft vintage white cream lace. exotic Turkish floorwork, gothic tribal fusion Long White Blond She Devil Warrior Horn sci fi WIG, huge Fantasy bouffant hairstyle platinum red, yellow black, Hair Nurse Lana Guerra Sexy Gothic Sundress. wet looking black red Spandex, stretch Dress. laces up back, asymetrical, flares out. Punk Rock Warrior Tattered Mini Skirt, Festival Dance carnival stripes, bold patterns, bright color, polka dots, soft Spandex club gear Gothic Warrior Punk Rock Tattered Mini Skirt, carnival stripes, bold patterns, ruffle, polka dots, lace, animal print soft Spandex club gear Sexy Gothic Tank Top, Spandex shirt Glam Metal LA street Fashion. fitted blouse.  Carnival performers Harajuku Street Style Arm Warmers, Monster Paws, pink plaid blue stripes, black white carnival stripes. Bold long Fur Cuffs Carnival stripe festivals Bikini Halter Top, pink black white bra, Beach Sports and sunbathing. playful polka dots, free spirit Summer festivals Bikini Halter Top, pink blue bra, Beach Sports and sunbathing. playful polka dots Victorian Pointy soft Lace vest Top Tribal Belly Dance, half Vintage Cream White Color and half black, Stretchy Romantic Boudoir Vest. Punk Rock Warrior Arm Warmers, Monster Paws, blue,  yellow, black Bold stripes and black long Fur Cuffs Long Pointy soft Lace Wrap Choli Top Tribal Belly Dance, half Vintage Cream White Color and half Black vest Neon Green stripe festival Arm Warmers, Monster Paws, blue, pink, yellow, white, green bright colors and green long Fur Cuffs Belly Dance Wrap Skirt, tattered Gothic Tribal Fusion Bustle in black and white, Fairytale fantasy festival outfit. Sexy Gothic Black Bikini Roller Derby Halter Top.  perfect for summer festivals, Belly Dance practice work out glitter bra. Toxic Wasteland long Monster Paws  .......... crude Cuffs in black, white, and sunshine yellow. fttt Carnival Ruffle Butt Shorts black white stripes, Roller Derby Bad Girl,  cute Festival Booty shorts low waist Bike shorts Toxic Wasteland belly dance stripe Arm Warmers,  festival Cuffs in white and orange. Raver Monster Paws Apoclypse She Devil Belly Dance tattered Wrap in red and yellow. Drippy Long textured multi wear Capelet shawl or Skirt Red Yellow Full Round Belly Dance Circle Skirt, gorgeous chiffon and satin 2 skirts, Exotic costume, Gypsy Punk Style Sexy Red roller derby Arm Warmers tribal Belly Dance Costume Monster Paws, polka dot circus sleeves with long red monster fur Carnival Gypsy Punk Tribal Fusion Belly Dance Halter Top, red and orange stripes. Red buttons and red sparkly dangle chains Carnival Steampunk Tribal Fusion Belly Dance Halter Top, browns and off white stripes. Vintage metal buttons and dangly chains Gypsy Couture ruffly Belly Dance Skirt upcycle in Cream, lacy full full mini Skirt, Feminine romantic Eco friendly Wedeclectic Long Pointy soft Lace Wrap Choli Top Tribal Belly Dance, Vintage Cream White Color, Stretch, Large Belly Dance Rhinestone Head Piece Headband, gorgeous wedding bridal head wear. Tiara, new age hippy Art Deco Honey Amber Crystal Headband Head Piece Only One.  Free Spirit Belly Dance Fusion Gypsy Bride Head Piece, Goddess Flapper Headband, unique one of a kind clear beads gold wire Headpiece. Bohemian Crystal Headband Head Piece, gold wire clear beads. Only One. romantic gypsy bride. Free Spirits
Sexy DIsco Party Bikini Halter Top  perfect for summer festivals, Belly Dance practice work out light blue satin, deep purple glitter bra. Sexy Gothic turquoise Bikini Halter Top x-small  perfect for summer festivals, Belly Dance practice work out light blue glitter bra. Sparkly Purple Gothic Bolero evening Coat, lightweight cropped 3/4 sleeve, black satin lining, 70s East Village Street  Chic Fashion Sexy Gothic Purple Bikini Halter Top.  perfect for summer festivals, Belly Dance practice work out glitter bra. Long Pointy soft Lace Wrap Choli Top, Tribal Belly Dance,  White Color, Stretchy Gothic Lolita Party Victorian Pointy soft Lace vest Top, Tribal Belly Dance, Vintage Cream White Color, Stretchy Romantic Boudoir Vest. Wedeclectic Long Pointy soft Lace Wrap Choli Top, Tribal Belly Dance, Vintage Cream White Color, Stretchy Gypsy Couture ruffly Belly Dance Outfit, Dress. upcycle in purple, lacy full Skirt, Feminine romantic Bra like Tank Top, Eco friendly 
Bohemian Crystal Headband Head Piece, amber and clear beads. Only One. romantic gypsy bride. Free Spirits Punk Rock Warrior Tattered Mini Skirt, Festival Dance carnival stripes, LARGE bold patterns, blue pink yellow black white, polka dotsPunk Rock Warrior Arm Warmers, Monster Paws, Black and Blue, Wild cat animal print, stripes. long Fur Cuffs Sparkly Purple chain Fairy dragonfly Head Piece Headband, Only One, unique, one of a kind Fantasy headpiece Bohemian Goddess Rhinestone Flapper Head Piece draping Headband, gorgeous wedding bridal head wear. Tiara

ready to go shopping?! the yummy clothing are in Crude Things etsy shop & the uber delicious headpieces are in Black Lodge jewelry etsy shop!

Pretty Please!!

May 26th, 2011

can you please vote yes for me on Heartsy?!  if i get accepted it means you would be able to buy my fun art prints/photos at 50% off!

http://heartsy.me/deals/3438/like

Spring Time in Paris collection!

May 18th, 2011

Spring has finally hit Portland, we have been getting more Sunny breezy days, the flowers are all blooming, people are out & about, ans my allergies have kicked it!  hahaha

I made a fun collection Springtime in Paris, seems we are not in Paris like the last 2 years at this time…. the pretty clothing has been selling faster than i am able to blog about it!Your can find these new creations in my Crude Things Etsy shop along with the awesome matching pink wigs!

Springtime in Paris Babydoll Dress

Springtime in Paris Babydoll Dress. RESERVED FOR cinderellapunk.  Eco friendly. Upcycle slip sundress with pink and blue ruffles, heart patch

Gothic Lolita Belly Dance Ruffle Skirts

Gothic Lolita Belly Dance Ruffle Skirt, Spring Time in Paris Collection.in Vintage candy cane White with Red stripes. Upcycle Frilly Noir Fashion
Gothic Lolita Belly Dance Ruffle Skirt, Spring Time in Paris Collection. in Black and Blood Red. Upcycle Frilly Noir Couture Fashion
(model- Darcy McMullen)
if you love these skirts feel free to message me about making one for you!
As for Events coming up, i will be joining forces with Dark Fusion Boutique sharing a vending area at this years
Faerie Worlds 2011!   After this i will be vending at Jam Ballah, a wild weekend of Belly Dance and Fusion!!!

Black Noir Fusion Belly Dance Halter Top, Simply Elegant Baroque floral pattern

Black Noir Fusion Belly Dance Halter Top, Simply Elegant Baroque floral pattern, black and silver, drippy sparkly chain, dangle. 32, 34, 36 AB or CD cup
(model Heather Patterson)
I am now addicted to Lensbaby photo lens … just bought a composer pro, so soon i will have a bunch of new photos up for sale in my Crude Art shop on etsy, here’s one that is up now & click here to see other new photos.

Surreal Carnival Wall Art Photo. titled Lulu and her Big Cat.

Surreal Carnival Wall Art Photo. titled Lulu and her Big Cat. Original signed 5x7 whimsical print. in motion animal ride
speaking of photos… a few months back i worked with Travis Haight photographer & model Twigglet, we were published in the Anniversary issue of Alt Noir Magazine, a beautiful bright 3 page spread! such a yummy treat! be sure to get your own copy!
http://pics.livejournal.com/serpants_dream/pic/0002pc77

Welcome Black Lodge Jewelry & Tax returns

April 17th, 2011

Just opened my 3rd etsy shop, Black Lodge Jewelry, so be sure to add it to your favorites & etsy circles!…great place to spend those tax returns! heehee

i am slowly removing all my jewelry & headdress that are in Crude Things etsy shop to this shop. this way Crude Things will stay clothing & wigs, crude art will have my photos, dolls, paintings… and this new shop for accessories!

there are fun new photo/art pendants in my new shop already, some are even mini prints of collab paintings with Jesse Reno & some of just his paintings. they make  super cute jewelry!

Carnival Abstract Art Pendant Necklace

Carnival Abstract Art Pendant Necklace. cute twisted wearable art. mini print of a Jesse Reno painting

Old Time Circus Art Pendant Necklace. vintage looking

Old Time Circus Art Pendant Necklace. vintage looking wearable art Mini Photo Print, in sepia color

all my new doll photo pendants sold fast, i will be making more soon so keep your eyes peeled! i also need to make a bunch of dolls again…

speaking of dolls.  i had a fun photo shoot with doll looking Meghan Rose not long ago wearing some new clothing & awesome necklaces i made in Los Gatos Cali in a jewelry making class by Nina Bagley, she is an awesome teacher!  the book necklace i made already sold, but no need to worry i will be making more again soon!

Gothic Bohemian Heart Necklace, black Leather and Vintage Lace. Fantasy wearable art

Gothic Bohemian Heart Necklace, black Leather and Vintage Lace. Fantasy wearable art. bone button trim, oxidized sterling silver wire, Swarovski Crystal Beads, Czech Rhinestone Ball. a Dreamy Treasury

Gothic Marie Antoinette Heart Necklace, red Leather and Vintage Lace, Gloomy tag pendant

Gothic Marie Antoinette Heart Necklace, red Leather and Vintage Lace, Gloomy tag pendant. bone, red, skull, and fabric beads.

Long Beaded Book Necklace titled Mortal Coil.

dreamy Modern day Gothic Flapper

Long Beaded Book Necklace. Mortal Coil. copper cover, oxidized sterling silver, Swarovski Crystal Beads, dreamy Modern day Gothic Flapper,  Book of the Dead

Few months ago i did some gorgeous fabric wall art as a commission from the Best sock store around & online…. Sock Dreams. i finally had time to go get a few pics the other week, here they are & if you want any of these to pretty up your walls at home/work let me know! i am taking orders now & soon i will have some available in my Crude Art shop, but give me at least a month… so much to do these next couple of weeks.

Twitter & New Shop!

March 29th, 2011

i did the thing i’d say i’d never do…. i joined Twitter, so follow me!     Crude_Things

Because my main or 1st etsy shop is so flooded with delightful creations once again pretty things are getting lost. so once again i opened another etsy shop, this time it is dedicated to my beautiful jewelry designs. all my jewelry that was on crude things etsy shop is being moved over to Black Lodge Jewelry.  (yes i am a huge Twin Peaks fan!)

Last week i was in the Bridgetown Fashion Review fashion show & what fun it was! so many brilliant artists showing their beautiful designs :)   here’s a couple of photos from the show (photos by Circle 23). the rest are on my flicker acct if you’d like to see more & on Ken Barton’s flicker acct.

Elegant Crystal Rain Dangle Necklace. unique Noir Suspended Teardrops, aged twisted patina copper wire collar,  swing hinge

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it’s hard to tell from these images but if you look real hard i have new awesome legging/socks with monster fur trim & new beaded headpieces (coming soon)!

This will be a busy week, getting everything ready for next weeks trip to Port Townsend Wa where i will be teaching my 1st wig making class at Art Fest! so much to do before the trip, like make awesome prints to sell! we just got a printer that makes museum uality archival prints, so all my photos are now printed on beautiful velvet fin art paper, archival up to 99yrs. check out my etsy Crude Art shop for new ttv photos prints!

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ttv!

March 12th, 2011

had a great time in Santa Cruz a few weeks ago taking a jewelry making class from the amazing Nina Bagley.  on the vacation part of the trip i got to take a bunch of great photos in TTV format.   the ones i have edited are up in my crude art, etsy shop for sale!

Carnival …… 5×5 TTV Photo

Carnival ...... Original 5x5 TTV Photo by Lana Guerra

warm weather is slowly closing in on us, better get ready & spend your tax returns on some fun little hot pants! equipped with the ruffle butt! these are really to die for.   :)

model Lydia Fatale

Bootylicious Body Candy …………. YOUR SIZE crude ruffle butt shorts

Bootylicious  Body Candy .............  YOUR SIZE crude ruffle butt shorts

Roller Derby Bad Girl …………. crude Ruffle Butt Shorts in black and white

Roller Derby Bad Girl  .............  crude Ruffle Butt Shorts in black and white

my crazy awesome large lacy hooded tops are also back, but get them now, they go fast!

Bohemian Hooded silver Lace SHIRT.

RESERVED FOR smbaran  .  Bohemian Hooded silver Lace SHIRT.    crude couture by Lana

all these yummy treats are for sale right not in my etsy shop, crude things!

magazine features

February 14th, 2011

i just found out i am in this really cute girlie art magazine!  Alice Magazine Spring 2011, No 9

issue preview

Classes & Fashion show!

February 11th, 2011

so much going on right now & the next few months!

Let’s start off by letting you know i am in  featured in this issue of Surface Design (creative exploration of fiber and fabric) Confluence Magazine. Winter 2010 issue !!!

My wigs & clothing will be in Portland’s Bridgetown Fashion Revue, fashion show Friday March 25th at Alberta Rose Theatre

April 6th-10th is Artfest at Fort Worden, Port Townsend Wa & i will be teaching a Wig making class Let’s Wig Out! time to share some of  my secrets to making HUGE beautiful wigs.  so sign up now before my class sells out!

Registration is also open now for the Art & Soul retreat here in Portland Or, i will be teaching a Misfit Doll Making Class Sunday Oct 2nd! here’s two of my newest dolls that are also for sale in my Crude Art etsy shop!

Green Apple wears a sour face ………… crude Art Doll

Green Apple wears a sour face ............ crude Art Doll  by Lana Guerra  AOA

Be Mine , You Little Love Devil ………… crude Art Doll

Be Mine , You Little Love Devil  ............ crude Art Doll  by Lana Guerra  AOA

the photos of these little trouble makers are TTV photos i took. i am really obsessed with TTV right now!    =D   here’s another TTV shot, i have some of my ttv pics also for sale for $5 in my Crude Art etsy shop!

Spider Eyes

Spider Eyes   ............ Original 5x5 TTV Photograph by Lana Guerra aoa

as for new fun clothing, i have a bunch of new things i am about to shoot on models this week, so keep your checking back for when i list them on etsy… new things include hooded net shits, cigarette pants, fancy skirts & gorgeous headdresses! here’s a peek at one outfit  coming soon!

one last thing, here’s a few  gorgeous photo by Travis Haight, model Twigglet wearing my designs that are now in my etsy shop Crude Things!

Once Bitten ……………….. Necklace

Once Bitten   .................... Necklace

Sultry Vixen ……….. Luxurious Avant Guarde Tattered Wrap, Capelet, Shawlette

Sultry Vixen  ........... Luxurious  Avant Guarde Tattered Wrap, Capelet, Shawlette

Rainbow Warriors, Gypsy Carnival Horse NECKLACE

Rainbow Warriors, Gypsy Carnival Horse NECKLACE, crude designs by Lana