Crude Things http://www.crudethings.com Just another WordPress weblog Tue, 26 Jan 2010 06:22:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2 en hourly 1 Photo show this Thursday! http://www.crudethings.com/2010/01/26/photo-show-this-thursday/ http://www.crudethings.com/2010/01/26/photo-show-this-thursday/#comments Tue, 26 Jan 2010 06:22:25 +0000 Lana http://www.crudethings.com/?p=556 i am in a photo show that opens this Thursday evening at the Goodfoot Pub & Lounge i will be there from 7-9pm, so come on out and say hello!  this will be my 1st photo show, the photos are moainly of the fashion images i take along with a few travel shots & doll photo shoots.   :)

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]]> http://www.crudethings.com/2010/01/26/photo-show-this-thursday/feed/ 0 Exotic Lion Tamer outfit & Vegan Fox Stole http://www.crudethings.com/2010/01/21/exotic-lion-tamer-outfit-vegan-fox-stole/ http://www.crudethings.com/2010/01/21/exotic-lion-tamer-outfit-vegan-fox-stole/#comments Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:19:52 +0000 Lana http://www.crudethings.com/?p=554 for some reason lately i have been obbsessed with animal prints of all kind, especially kitty cat & snake prints….this outfit is made out of a very soft spandex, so comfy!!!  perfect for yoga, belly dance…      it is available right now in my etsy store along with the fox stole/scarf

photos by Jennifer Erickson, model Hanna Nissen

Exotic animal, cat, prineted soft spandex Wide Leg Tribal Fusion PANTS and mini SKIRT , crude designs by Lana AOAExotic animal, cat, prineted soft spandex Wide Leg Tribal Fusion PANTS and mini SKIRT , crude designs by Lana AOA

these two wigs are also available, other model is Kellie Loo Who

Morning Sunrise bouffaunt bob WIG

Morning Sunrise bouffaunt bob WIG, by hair nurse lana guerra

Queen Bee braided dreadlock Wig

Queen Bee braided dreadlock Wig. by hair nurse Lana AOA

]]> http://www.crudethings.com/2010/01/21/exotic-lion-tamer-outfit-vegan-fox-stole/feed/ 0 Mardi Gras Wigs & new Boudoir couture clothing http://www.crudethings.com/2010/01/20/mardi-gras-wigs-new-boudoir-couture-clothing/ http://www.crudethings.com/2010/01/20/mardi-gras-wigs-new-boudoir-couture-clothing/#comments Thu, 21 Jan 2010 02:20:09 +0000 Lana http://www.crudethings.com/?p=550 i have been sewing up a storm so far this new year, it feels great. i still have a head filled with pretty things i want to make for new photoshoots, fashion shows, performances, and i really want to try to make a mini stop motion animation in the next couple of months. now, all i need is more time in a day….

1st up, here’s a Theda Bara inspired shoot i did last week with the lovely model Cheryle Monroe

Cleopatra’s Harem wig & outfit

Long Egyptian Goddess Wrap Around SKIRT BELT, crude designs by Lana AOA

French Couture Flapper Wig, Dress, & Bustle

French Pin Up Couture Goddess Evening Wear, DRESS, Crude fashion by Lana Guerra

all of these fun creations are for sale in my etsy store!

]]> http://www.crudethings.com/2010/01/20/mardi-gras-wigs-new-boudoir-couture-clothing/feed/ 0 So Many NEW One of a Kind Beautiful Garments Available to start this New Year! http://www.crudethings.com/2010/01/14/so-many-new-one-of-a-kind-beautiful-garments-available-to-start-this-new-year/ http://www.crudethings.com/2010/01/14/so-many-new-one-of-a-kind-beautiful-garments-available-to-start-this-new-year/#comments Fri, 15 Jan 2010 02:59:58 +0000 Lana http://www.crudethings.com/?p=547 i have been a sewing maniac to start this year off right.

soooooo many new designs are available in my Etsy Shop right now, go Look!

Men’s Fabulous New Extreme Fashions,  The most Decant French Couture Ladies Outfits,  Crazy Cute Animal Throws / Rugs / bed Quilt / Blanket , NEW WIGS!!!!!

(models- Goodjesse, Anastasia, Crunchywater.  Photos- me)

Victorian Amadeus Mozart MENS PANTS, crude designs by Lana Guerra AOABlack and White Stripe Victorian French Maid baby doll DRESS, Crude Designs by Lana Guerra AOAFrench Candy Cane BUSTLE, red, black ,white. crude designs by Lana AOAAsymmetrical Pink and Blue French Tea Party dance DRESS, Crude Designs by Lana Guerra AOAExotic Life Size Cozy Leopard Bedspread, RUG, Blanket Animal Shape, Crude outsider art by Lana AOA

]]> http://www.crudethings.com/2010/01/14/so-many-new-one-of-a-kind-beautiful-garments-available-to-start-this-new-year/feed/ 0 Big 100 art show http://www.crudethings.com/2009/12/02/big-100-art-show/ http://www.crudethings.com/2009/12/02/big-100-art-show/#comments Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:47:57 +0000 Lana http://www.crudethings.com/?p=545 i am one of the 100 artists in the big 100 art show coming up next week, so mark it on your calender!

i just added a bunch of fun new tail coat hoodies in my etsy shop along with other great coats, i can make any of these in your size & color choice, just send me a message!

Soft and Cuddly Gothic Pirate Hoodie with Pockets, crude designs by Lana GuerraCherry Pop and Strawberry Shortcake Punk Rock Tail Coat HOODIE with Pockets, crude designs by lana guerra

here’s the gothic beauty magazine special feature of my creations!! be sure to get your copy of issue 29.

and last……..meet Olive!

he really needs to be adopted this winter…….

Olive never takes off his pajamas

]]> http://www.crudethings.com/2009/12/02/big-100-art-show/feed/ 0 The cold has arrived, are you ready?! http://www.crudethings.com/2009/11/28/the-cold-has-arrived-are-you-ready/ http://www.crudethings.com/2009/11/28/the-cold-has-arrived-are-you-ready/#comments Sun, 29 Nov 2009 03:42:35 +0000 Lana http://www.crudethings.com/?p=542 It is that time again, time to start bundeling up but still look cute!

My big pointy muppet looking hoods with built in scarf are on the way soon, i still have a couple that did not sell last year & i just made a couple smaller ones with a rounded look for you non muppet lovers.   :p

Tiger Print. Soft Furry Warm and Adorable Winter HOOD SCARF, crude designs by Lana

MEOW. Soft Furry Warm and Adorable Winter HOOD SCARF, crude designs by Lana

this coat is also available in my etsy shop.  tomorrow i will be adding hooded warm tail coats.

New Years Eve will be here before you know it, so i have mad emore fancy arm & ankle cuffs. these ones are very flashy/vaudeville looking, really fun to wear to make your whole outfit stand out! These two below & a few others are also in my etsy shop right now.

Magical Burgundy and Purple Sparkle French Gypsy ARM CUFF

Magical Burgundy and Purple Sparkle French Gypsy ARM CUFF, crude designs by Lana AOA

Native Spirit Dance ANKLE or Arm CUFFS, Black with red Feathers, Lace Ruffle, and Patchwork

Native Spirit Dance ANKLE or Arm CUFFS, Black with red Feathers, Lace Ruffle, and Patchwork. crude designs by Lana Guerra

]]> http://www.crudethings.com/2009/11/28/the-cold-has-arrived-are-you-ready/feed/ 0 Day of the Dead dolls in a show tonight…. http://www.crudethings.com/2009/11/06/day-of-the-dead-dolls-in-a-show-tonight/ http://www.crudethings.com/2009/11/06/day-of-the-dead-dolls-in-a-show-tonight/#comments Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:57:29 +0000 Lana http://www.crudethings.com/?p=540 i have 3 cute dolls that need a good home, they will be seen for the 1st time this evening at Redux on E Burnside.

show will be up all month!

Sleepy Time Groom

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]]> http://www.crudethings.com/2009/11/06/day-of-the-dead-dolls-in-a-show-tonight/feed/ 0 New Men’s Pants & creepy fun Sleep Eyemasks are back! http://www.crudethings.com/2009/11/03/new-mens-pants-creepy-fun-sleep-eyemasks-are-back/ http://www.crudethings.com/2009/11/03/new-mens-pants-creepy-fun-sleep-eyemasks-are-back/#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:09:16 +0000 Lana http://www.crudethings.com/?p=538 Back by popular demand, i painted a bunch more sleep eye masks, gift season is almost here!

Mens Twin Shark Eyes sleepy head eye mask, wearable art by Lana AOACleopatra Eyes, sleepy head eye mask, wearable art by Lana AOA

Also now that my busy time is over…Halloween wig & costume making that is… i have had time to make some more fun clothing, for now here’s my newest men’s britches…more to come!

all these new creations are in my etsy store for sale right now along with many other treasures!

Sexy Deathrock textured Black Vinyl MEN’S PANTS

Sexy Deathrock textured Black Vinyl MENS PANTS, crude designs by Lana Guerra AOA

The new Gothic Beauty Magazine is also out, issue #29 & i am  featured in it, so be sure to run out & purchase one to read!

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]]> http://www.crudethings.com/2009/11/03/new-mens-pants-creepy-fun-sleep-eyemasks-are-back/feed/ 0 New Outfits! http://www.crudethings.com/2009/10/21/new-outfits/ http://www.crudethings.com/2009/10/21/new-outfits/#comments Wed, 21 Oct 2009 08:30:10 +0000 Lana http://www.crudethings.com/?p=534 i have been way too busy to upload all my new creations on here, so until then i will let you know they are on etsy for sale…. or already sold. things do tend to go fast at times…

Here’s my new men’s suit … maybe a twist on Beetle Juice?! haha

Black and off White Stripes, MEN’S Tailored Old Victorian Carnival PANTS and COAT

Black and off White Stripes, MENS Tailored Old Victorian Carnival PANTS and COAT, crude designs by Lana AOA

i was also very excited about seeing Where The Wild Things Roam movie, so i decided i needed to make an wig & outfit fit for someone to wear for the movie opening….

The necklace is also one of my new designs.

Urban Tribal Fusion Fringe Gorgeous Beaded Choker NECKLACE, wearable art by Lana AOA

Colorful and Cute Lolita Punk Rock Princess Bohemian WRAP AROUND SKIRT, wearable art by lana AOA

to see more of my new creations- the perfect Queen of Hearts raincoat, cute & scary sleep eye masks, pen/sharpie wrist cuffs for all you geeks like myself who want there pens available at a giving second….perfect for the graffiti artists!           you will have to visit my etsy shop

as far as art shows, i still have pieces up at Powells Bookstore on E Burnside until the end of the month & i will have 3 adorable new Day of the Dead dolls in a group show at Redux

“MUERTOS”

OCT 27th – NOV 29th
opening reception is
FIRST FRIDAY
NOV 6TH from 6-10pm







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hope to see people out tonight

1005 W Burnside Portland, OR 97209

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