Crude Things Gallery

Video from last night’s fashion show…

September 27th, 2009

Last night my models looked fabulous & they made perfect broken dolls for my new collection of clothing…that will up for sale this week!   music by Power Circus.

Crude Things Fashion

here’s one outfit from my new men’s line…. i like to call these pants Jim Morrison’s Lizard King Pants.

(model – Nolan)

Jim Morrison Sexy Lizard King MENS PANTS, crude designs by Lana Guerra AOA

paintings in a group show….

September 26th, 2009

i have a few paintings up right now in a big group show at the Goodfoot!

2845 se stark st, portland or97214

ARTISTS

Adam Ross, Adam Ciresi, Anna Todaro, Ashley Costa, Ben Wilson, Brad Klausen, Brandon Wilkinson, Brent Houzenga, Brett Superstar, Casey Rae Wickum, Chris Haberman, Dan McCarthy, Dan Ness, Dane Eisenbart, David Stein, Derek Olsen, Eatcho, EMEK, Erin Nations, Fake, Firehouse, Furturtle, Gary Houston, Guy Burwell, Heidi Elise Wirz, Hunter Armstrong, Icky A., J Shea, Jacquelyn Bond, James Wood, Jason Brown, Jason Graham, Jason Wells, Jeremy Schutlz, Jesse Reno, Joe Koehn, Joel Barber, John Howard, John Graeter, John Wray, Johnny Tragedy, Jon-Paul Bail, Jonathon Hill-Jacquard, Keenan Havens, Keith Rosson, Kevin Darras, Klutch, Lana Guerra, Larry Cyr, Larry Christensen, Lee Zeman, Leia Bell, Mario Robert, Mark Randall, Matt Schlosky, Michael Fields, Michael Frank, Michael McGovern, Michelle Holley, Mike Klay, Mike Washburn, Mildred, Nate Luna, New Colony, Nic Laurance, Pete Yahnke, Randal Patriquin, Richard Jule, Ripper1331, Rob Jones, Robert Pellicer, Roger Peet, Roscoe Hall III, Rose Guilfoyle, Ryan Bodiroga, Samuel Policar, Shane DeLeon, Summer Hatfield, Tanisha Caravello, The Love Movement, Todd Walberg, Tom Keating, Tripper Dungan, Zach Baltzly

Fashion show next week!

September 17th, 2009

almost all 8 of my outfits for Conflux fashion show next Sat the 26th are finished!

this will be a real fun event, i hope you all can make it out for it.

reminder, my art is still up at Backspace downtown & next month i will have pieces at Powells Bookstore on W Burnside, up on the 3rd floor…. where the art books are

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also if you have not yet asked me to make you a wig for Halloween, you better hurry up, i am getting a lot of orders already and soon will not be able to take any more.


i do have new pieces in my etsy shop as well, go peek!  fun neckwear.

Pink Sparkle Love Bunny SHRUG, Crude Vaudeville Showgirl designs by Lana AOA

ART show & new goods!

August 29th, 2009

UPCOMING ART SHOW:

next Thursday Sept 3rd, i will be showing my art at Backspace in NW Portland Or.

115 NW 5th Ave
Portland, OR 97209

also i just added some new pretty clothing and wigs on here so be sure to check them out!

here’s one pretty image from a shoot i just had in Newport Cali with model Loooo.

Colorful and Cute Lolita Princess Bohemian WRAP AROUND SKIRT, wearable art by lana AOA

keep a watch on here for other new clothing that i will be using for in a fashion show Aug 26th, here in Portland!

have to cancel Faerywold this weekend…

July 30th, 2009

sorry if any of you are going out to Faeryworlds & wanted to buy any clothing/wigs/books from me.i will be moving into a much bigger & better work space, so i had to cancel this event.

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i have a few events coming up that i still need models for.
models need to be either butoh dancers or some kind of performers/dancers!!!!

please email me with a current photo at
zombielovester@gmail.com

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new bikinis are also up in my etsy store!

Punk Rock Red and White Skull String BIKINI, crude designs by Lana AOA

New Punk Spandex clothing…. bikini style tops for this heat!

July 16th, 2009

I have not had time to put any of my new line of clothing up on this site yet but it is all available in my etsy store!

model -Twigglet.   photographer-Lana Guerra.  photo manipulation- Cindy Helper

bikini’s coming soon!

events coming up!

June 25th, 2009

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A 40 page, full-color book featuring my fashion and dolls. AVAILABLE NOW!

June 22nd, 2009

At last, a book of some of the pretty things i create!

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Half of this book is filled with my insanely gorgeous wigs, make up, and clothing on pretty models, i also take all the photos myself…. The other half of the book is arty photos i took of my dolls out playing when they think i am asleep…..

just put sum up on etsy right now to make it easy for u to buy….

if you are in Portland, they will be sold by the end of the week at Missing Link on Hawthorn & at Powells Book store on Hawthorne!

Belly Dance Costumes & New Book.

May 26th, 2009

Off to France in the morning so i do not have time to update my clothing section on here with all my new fun creations, but i did put them all up in my etsy store. Mermaid skirts, cabaret belts & matching bra…

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Snake Charmer photo manipulations by Cindy Hepler.

My book is almost finished and it will be out by the beginning of July, this will be a book of photos i have taken of my dolls and fashion images…..wigs & clothing i have made. I will be taking pre-orders when i return from France!

If you are in France at all i have paintings in this art show:

JUNE 2nd 2009 (Liverdun, France)
“Delicieusement Singuliers” exhibition at Chateau Corbin, Salle Gallilée organized by Jeff Roland.

Major Wig SALE!

May 3rd, 2009

May 3rd-May 7th ALL of my Wigs are on SALE

a major discount!
need to get rid of back stock before i make new ones plus trying to save for France, where i have paintings in an art
show in a castle, i am the special guest….


NEW DRAWING BOOK

New book available for pre-order. “When I can’t Paint I Usually Draw” is a 108 page, black and white book featuring drawings that
by Jesse Reno and a big section of collaborative drawings we did together while traveling all around the world.

Please click here for a preview.
The book will be available June 1st, 2009. I am currently taking pre-orders at a special rate of $12.00 postage paid in the USA.

book cover